Sloths vs Turtles: The Slow Race to the Finish
They say that slow and steady wins the race! So we’ll finally get to see who is the slowest and the steadiest. …
Eyewire Summer Games: Promotions
We had a big crop of promotion requests this month, and consequently a big crop of promotions! Please welcome our new Scouts, …
Eyewire Summer Games: Awards
Congratulations, Eyewirers, on our very first Summer Games! We hope you had as much fun as we did. You can view full …
Eyewire Summer Games: Marathon Results
Congratulations, Eyewirers! You completed this cell in 11 hours and 16 minutes, finishing at 9:16 PM EDT! What a wonderful show …
Eyewire Summer Games: The Marathon!
Is the Chariots of Fire theme stuck in your head yet? It might be after we kick off our final event of …
Eyewire Summer Games: Rhythmic Gymnastics vs. Synchronized Swimming
VS competitions are all about team work. So what better sports to emphasize the importance of team coordination than rhythmic gymnastics and …
Eyewire Summer Games: A Battle of Wits
What ho! Verily (and forsooth), if ever there were a sport with the wittiest competitors, it must be fencing. At least… that’s …
Eyewire Summer Games: Diving for Accuracy
Welcome, welcome to the first event of the Eyewire Summer Games! As you probably know, we’re all about that accuracy here. What’s …
The Eyewire Summer Games are here!
The 2016 Summer Olympics are getting under way and we’re sure you’ve all been following closely as the best of the best …
Special Versus: Instinct vs Mystic vs Valor!
Cute, ferocious creatures have taken over HQ! It’s up to you to use Valor, Mysticism, or Instinct to claim the virtual Eyewire gym for your …
Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: Promotions
Thank ye kindly, Eyewirers, fer submittin’ yer promotion requests durin’ this last competition! We’re pleased to announce our new batch o’ promotions …
Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: Awards
The quest fer Cap’n Grim’s treasure has drawn to an end, and a right splendid bounty ye’ve achieved. HQ bows to yer …