Mecha Santa vs. Werewolves: The Werewolves reign supreme!

The silver spears flew! The pointy teeth chomped! Even the Northern Lights were ablaze with the fury of the foes. But when the kicked-up snow settled back down, glowing wolf eyes still stared at Mecha Santa, who had lost too many elves and was short on robot-fuel. The Werewolves were victorious!

This may prove a disorienting holiday season for those of us expecting gifts from Mecha Santa. Having been forced to relocate, he has assured us that there’s still time to take care of people’s presents, but he’s a bit worried about getting requests mixed up. In the meantime, we hope that the winning Werewolves are enjoying the spoils. Congratulations to all participants, and please join us for the closing ceremonies of this competition at 4:00 PM EST.