Red Plumber vs. Green Plumber
Once upon a time, in an unspecified yet magical land of mushroom monsters, terrorizing turtles, fire-breathing plants, and bricks bestowing money and mysterious gifts, a strange rivalry arose between two of the land’s residents: twin brothers, both plumbers, an important trade in a country that relied so much on underground pipes for public transit. One plumber was short, plump, and fond of red clothes, while the other plumber was tall, thin, and fond of green clothes, while both of them sported epic mustachios and a love for Italian cuisine. Legend does not tell of the reason for their quarrel, but Eyewire shall resolve their feud.
Starting at 11 AM EST on 1/24 and going for 24 hours, choose your plumber and determine which one reigns supreme!
Red Plumber
- Has a bit of a temper, sometimes stomping on people’s heads
- Likes rescuing people in distress
- Rides a noble green dinosaur steed
Green Plumber
- A bit more timid than Red, but kind-hearted and chill
- The ultimate sidekick!
- Well-paid enough to possess his own mansion
For science!
Artwork by Daniela Gamba