
Fruitcake vs Aspic: Fruitcake wins!
It was quite a conundrum, that was for sure, You wouldn’t taste fruitcake and then ask for more. Nor would you give …
It was quite a conundrum, that was for sure, You wouldn’t taste fruitcake and then ask for more. Nor would you give …
At long last, Sector 12 of The Dig is complete as of 12/20/2018! It was a big sector to be sure, in …
Congratulations Eyewirers on a New Marathon Record! You finished this Grimchy green cell in an astonishing 2 hours 23 minutes! After finishing …
The holiday festivities were coming to an end, As the final event came round the bend. They’d all wake bright and early, …
The holiday feeling was getting quite hearty And HQ was throwing a holiday party! All employees were bringing in holiday treats. Cookies …
The time to play trivia was coming quite near And the Grimch wanted something to inspire fear. The most dastardly trivia, it …
The Grimch was pondering, thinking hard with his noggin, What mean thing could he make for players who log in? He hatched …
The Grimch was off scheming to shut down the site And it seemed to be working much to his delight! But whatever …
Every player in Eyewire liked tracing a lot, But the reaper, who lived beneath Eyewire, did not. The Grimch hated tracing, the …
Hello Eyewirers! It’s time once again to promote a new class of Scouts, Scythes, Mystics, Mods, and Mentors! Between now and the end …
Wow! 2018 is nearly over, and Eyewirers have kept knocking it out of the park every month. In November we completed 81 …
The results are in and Arachne is the name of our third newly discovered ganglion cell type! This name was nominated …