Mecha Santa vs. Werewolves: Evil Cubes

Oops.

Well, Eyewirers, we got through one Accuracy Happy Hour unscathed, but it looks like the Werewolves are onto us. The next Accuracy Happy Hour is still a go, as is our infiltration mission in the Marathon, both at 10:00 PM EST, but the Werewolves apparently had a mole in the elven ranks (we’re not sure how they accomplished that), and they’ve decided to attack early. As if we didn’t already have a busy time ahead of us!

Luckily, the enemy does seem to have underestimated our abilities. They have merely directed a barrage of Evil Cubes at Mecha Santa’s workshop. The cubes’ mergery messiness is casting a fog of confusion over the elves, but this is familiar ground for us; the cubes are surely no match for us, right? Let’s take them down and clear some minds! If you tackle them, you’ll get badges for the following:

90% accuracy or higher – Evil Cubes Grandmaster
80% accuracy or higher – Evil Cubes Master
Everyone else who completes all 12 cubes – Evil Cubes Challenger

… and the usual bonuses:

1st Place Accuracy – 8,000 point bonus
2nd Place Accuracy – 5,000 point bonus
3rd Place Accuracy – 3,000 point bonus
Complete all 12 cubes – 1,000 point bonus

Please remember that these bonuses are non-cumulative; first place accuracy gets a flat 8,000 points, for example.

Swag:
1 mug each for whoever completes the Evil Cubes with the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd highest accuracy
2 mugs raffled to players who complete all 12 cubes

These cubes are already incoming— predicted to first land at 10:00 PM on 12/5 and keep coming until 6:00 PM on 12/10 (all times EST). Quick! Get ready to beat them back!