Nightmare battle: Mimes win!
It was a well-fought battle, but in the end the most nightmarish creature of all proved to be the highly unnerving mime! …
Open promotions for October!
Hello fellow Eyewirers! Can’t get enough Eyewire? Get even MORE Eyewire on your Eyewire when you request a promotion to Scout, Scythe, Mentor, …
Clowns vs. Mannequins vs. Mimes: Battle of Childhood Nightmares
As the days grow shorter and a cold chill hits the air (at least for our players in the Northern Hemisphere) the …
Fire vs Ice: Fire wins!
It was a well fought battle, but in the end the Firewirers took the winning title! Leaderboard:
Fire vs Ice: Eyewirers take on the elements
Do you have a fiery personality, or are you more of the cool and collected type? Pick your team and may the …
Fort Scythe: Reapgrow Your Own Cell!
You’ve been waiting for this for a long time and it’s finally here! A section of cells Scythes only. Reapgrow to your …
Announcing Player-Sponsored Promotions!
Are you a hardworking player who is ready to evolve into a super Eyewirer? Tired of waiting around for HQ to help get …
Sloths vs Turtles: The Slow Race to the Finish
They say that slow and steady wins the race! So we’ll finally get to see who is the slowest and the steadiest. …
Eyewire Summer Games: VS Results
It was a great battle between Synchronized Swimming and Rhythmic Gymnastics, but in the end there could only be one winner. The …
Eyewire Summer Games: Rhythmic Gymnastics vs. Synchronized Swimming
VS competitions are all about team work. So what better sports to emphasize the importance of team coordination than rhythmic gymnastics and …
Eyewire Summer Games: Taekwondo Cubes
Ward off those terrible Evil Cubes with some Olympic-level Taekwondo during Eyewire’s Summer Games! Taekwondo is a Korean martial art developed in …
The Eyewire Summer Games are here!
The 2016 Summer Olympics are getting under way and we’re sure you’ve all been following closely as the best of the best …