It’s that time of year again. Love is in the air, couples are reserving all the tables at your favorite restaurant, and 50 shades of pink are softly blanketing every retail chain across the land.
But not here on Eyewire! This is the Internet, which means it’s time for an old fashioned Gender War!
So boys step to the right, girls to the left, and anyone who hates being boxed join the ‘None o’ your business’ category. It’s time to duke it out for your place in the gender hierarchy!
How do we determine which gender is superior? IQ? Athletic prowess? Interpersonal skills?? No of course not! The real test of gender superiority is how many points you score in Eyewire between the hours of 1 PM and 4:30 PM (EST) on Valentine’s Day (February 14th)!
Pick your teams here! It’s Girls v. Boys v. None o’ Your Business! Remember which gender you are when you sign up, because if you make a mistake you can’t change it once the competition starts. With a total of three teams you are guaranteed a medal, but which one will you take home? Gold, silver, or bronze? Which one are you worthy of?
Members of the winning team will each be awarded with 7000 points, and the crème de la crème of each team will receive a 1400 point bonus.
Good luck and happy fighting!