Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: Victory to Captain Morgan!
Ye’ve seen yer way to Double Points Marathon Island, and in no small part because the smoke o’ battle be clearin’ before …
Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: Blackbeard vs. Anne Bonny vs. Captain Morgan
Land ho! Arr, but here be no land at all. Sailin’ closer to the sight, ye realize it’s a mighty collection o’ …
Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: Evil Cubes
Our ship be slowin’ as we enter waters never before charted but fer our treasure map. What be this? A coral reef? …
Cap’n Grim’s Treasure: The Quest Begins
*All times be Eastern Daylight Time (EDT).* Join the quest June 24-July 1 on eyewire.org. Accuracy Happy Hours First session be from …
Eagles vs Beagles: Beagles win!
It was a hard fought battle, but with a little extra help from some well equipped rocket launchers, the Beagles ended up …
Eagles vs. Beagles: This madness can’t be legal!
From the people who brought you Seagulls vs. Bagels, comes a competition of even greater absurdity! And also rhyming! Meet your competitors here: …
Space Dinosaurs: Promotions
Thank you, Eyewirers, for submitting your promotion requests during this last competition! We are pleased to announce our new batch of promotions …
Space Dinosaurs: Awards
Our awards ceremony for Space Dinosaurs was a rousing good time, but in case you missed it, we want to congratulate all …
Space Dinosaurs: Neuro-Ray Marathon Results
Look at that wonderful Neuro-Ray! We finished it in 13 hours 44 minutes. Are you still not sure how it works? …
Space Dinosaurs: Team Pterodactyl wins!
Well, well, well. It looks like you don’t have to be a dinosaur to beat a dinosaur. The winner is Team Pterodactyl! …
Space Dinosaurs: The Neuro-Ray Marathon
This is a special transmission from Admiral Rex. The moment is here, Eyewirers. That asteroid isn’t going to stop itself, and you …
Space Dinosaurs: Archaeopteryx vs. Pterodactyl
Oh dear. Our preparations are going well, but not everything is sunshine and daisies on the dino paradise of Pluto. An ancient …