Seagulls vs Bagels: A Battle of Absurdity
It’s time to answer that age old question: “Why don’t seagulls live by the bay?”
Because that is the well-fortified territory of the bagel population, and they’re not about to give up their fight for their home along the shoreline!
Now in a battle for the seashore, who will win: the eager seagulls, or the delicious bagels? Meet your contenders below!
Seagulls
- Adept scavengers
- Cool feathers
- Flying!
Did you know? – Seagulls can drink both fresh water AND salt water thanks to special glands near their eyes. Next time you’re at the beach and have to go back to the concession stand for a $3 bottle of water, you may find yourself with a bit of gull-envy.
Bagels
- Perfectly round
- Doughy goodness
- Breakfast Sandwiches!
Did you know? – “Bagel” comes from the German “bougel,” meaning “bracelet” or “ring” by way of the Yiddish “beygl.” So if you like it then you should have put a bagel on it!
Seagulls or bagels, who will come out on top? Choose your team and let the great battle begin! 1/28/16 @ 11 AM ET
The usual bonuses
Earn 5,000 points – 2,500 bonus
Earn 15,000 points – 5,000 bonus
Earn 25,000 points – 10,000 bonus
For every 25,000 points above 25,000 – 5,000 bonus
Member of winning team (if you’ve scored at least 2,500 points) – 10,000 bonus
Highest scorer on each team – 5,000 bonus
Player with #1 overall score – 10,000 bonus
Player with #2 overall score – 5,000 bonus
Player with #3 overall score – 2,500 bonus
Cover Image via Riccardo Romano