Eyewire Hero: Promotions
Thanks to everyone who participated in the Eyewire Hero competition! You are truly our favorite Citizens of Science. Please help us welcome …
A stunning victory against Mergitron… in record time!
HUGE CONGRATULATIONS, Eyewirers! You have dispatched Mergitron and saved the Citizens of Science in a truly wonderful feat. This marathon cell was …
EyeWire Hero: Flight vs Invisibility – Results!
It was a hard fought battle, but our EyeWirers have revealed that flight is truly the superior superpower! via GIPHY Congrats to …
Eyewire Hero: Mergitron Marathon
Since being bitten by a radioactive mouse at Princeton HQ and turning into Eyewire Hero, you have had quite the week! You’ve …
Eyewire Hero: Flight vs Invisibility
All superheros need a super power, and Eyewire Hero has been fortunate enough to receive a whole slew of Eyewire-adjacent powers all at …
Eyewire Hero: Trollbot Trivia
Oh dear, Mergitron has somehow infiltrated chat and replaced Inquizitor with the extremely annoying Trollbot! There is only one way to save the …
Eyewire Hero: Evil Cube Strikes Back
After defeating Missing Nub with the finely tuned accuracy that only a superhuman could possess, you are feeling pretty great about yourself! You’re …
Eyewire Hero: Accuracy Entanglement
As you trace your way through the streets of Eyewire, everything seems to be going swimmingly. Branches are smooth, and the boutons …
Eyewire Hero: Origins
The Saga Begins As Eyewire’s self-described “#1 Ultimate Superfan,” you decide you’d like to take a tour of the Princeton lab facilities, …
Team Yellow Bile wins!
Team Yellow Bile has won, and never have we been more pleased to write a sentence than to write “Team Yellow Bile …
The VS. for the Classically Humorous
Did you know that from the ancient Greeks into the 1800s, a whole bunch of folks had a very systematic but very …
Pony Bowl: Bashful Pony is queen!
She might be shy, but she knows how to trace! Congrats to Team Bashful Pony on their win in HQ’s impromptu Pony …