A Dangerously Sweet Challenge: Tell-Tale Hearts vs. Candy Hearts

Valentine’s Day. Love it or hate it, the day of intensive chocolate and flowers is nearly upon us. And behold! If you aren’t such a fan of the sugary sweet overload, there is a lucky coincidence: as Valentine’s falls on a Saturday, the day before is naturally…

Friday the 13th

long-neck-reaction

We have naturally sensed a challenge in the air. What’s your preference for when this week draws to a close: creepy, or cute? Choose your team:

Tell-Tale Hearts

A human heart found in a cube, courtesy of @faunhaert. Spooky.
A human heart found in a cube, courtesy of @faunhaert. Spooky.

Advantages
Literary
• Creeps out opponents
• Squishy

Disadvantage
• Tough to silence when necessary

Candy Hearts

Teeth hurting yet?
Teeth hurting yet?

Advantages
• A populist appeal
• Flatters opponents into a false sense of security
• Crunchy

Disadvantage
• Eventual dentist trips

This heart-to-heart battle will start at 1 PM (you know, 13:00 military) EST on Friday 2/13 and run for 24 hours. The usual bonuses:

Earn 5,000 points – 2,500 bonus
Earn 15,000 points – 5,000 bonus
Earn 25,000 points – 10,000 bonus
Every 25,000 points after – 5,000 bonus
#1 overall top score – 10,000 bonus
#2 overall top score – 5,000 bonus
#3 overall top score – 2,500 bonus
Winning team – 10,000 bonus
Team winner (top scorer on each team) – 2,500 bonus

Let’s give EyeWire the good kind of heart attack. Signups start now!

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