June Promotions are Coming!
Eyewirers! It’s your time to shine! You’ve been building up your skills for months, and now is the time to start showing …
Eagles vs. Beagles: This madness can’t be legal!
From the people who brought you Seagulls vs. Bagels, comes a competition of even greater absurdity! And also rhyming! Meet your competitors here: …
Monster Mash: Results!
The fur flew! The snakes… snaked! It was quite the battle, and in the end, Team Sphinx reigned victorious! Congratulations to everyone, …
Monster Mash: Medusa vs. Sphinx
There’s a scent on the wind. It smells like… bonuses. It also smells… bestial. Big, bad, nasty bonuses and beasties. Could it …
Pancakes vs Waffles: Waffles are victorious!
The battle at the breakfast table was hard fought indeed, but in the end Waffles’ delicious and pleasing honeycomb shapes put them …
This weekend: the May Marathon!
UPDATE: The May Marathon has been completed in 14 hours and 49 minutes! You can see the final score sheet here! Eyewirers …
Pancakes vs. Waffles: Breakfast of Champions
Boogie on down to the breakfast table for an old fashioned clash of the carbs! In one corner, Pancake is lightly …
The winner is Team Horsefly!
To the airborne equine go the spoils! Team Horsefly has carried the day. Congratulations to everyone on a well fought battle, and …
Horseflies vs. Butterflies
“All right,” said the Gnat: “half way up that bush, you’ll see a Rocking-horse-fly, if you look. It’s made entirely of wood, …
Space Dinosaurs: Neuro-Ray Marathon Results
Look at that wonderful Neuro-Ray! We finished it in 13 hours 44 minutes. Are you still not sure how it works? …
Space Dinosaurs: Team Pterodactyl wins!
Well, well, well. It looks like you don’t have to be a dinosaur to beat a dinosaur. The winner is Team Pterodactyl! …
Space Dinosaurs: The Neuro-Ray Marathon
This is a special transmission from Admiral Rex. The moment is here, Eyewirers. That asteroid isn’t going to stop itself, and you …