July Promotions
Happy Summer! Get ready for some more promotions! We’ll be promoting new Scouts, Scythes, Mods and Mentors at 4pm ET on July …
Cracking down on cheating: no competition prizes for poor sportsmanship
Greetings EyeWirers! We’ve heard some complaints recently that some players are not playing within the spirit of EyeWire, but instead submitting unfinished …
Kittens vs Puppies: Too Cute for Comfort
It’s time once again for that age old battle Kittens vs Puppies. You may be saying, “aww so cute, let’s not fight, …
Edison vs Tesla: War of the Currents
It’s time for a war of electrical proportions! Edison vs Tesla and the War of the Currents! Will you side with Thomas …
June Marathon — featuring Eyewire swag!
It’s time for another Marathon! Get ready to trace to the finish line! UPDATE The Marathon was finished in record time, 9 …
Centaurs vs Merfolk: Results
It was a hard fought battle, but in the end the Merfolk were victorious! Mythological beasts of the sea rejoice! We …
Centaurs vs Merfolk: A human hybrid battle
So you’ve decided to become half human. Great choice! New experiences surely await you. But once you’ve discarded half your corporeal being, …
Wizard of Neuropia Promotions
You made it all the way to Neuropia! The Wizard of Neuropia would like to award the following players with the following esteemed …
Wizard of Neuropia Awards
The Wizard of Neuropia thanks you for all your hard work during the Neuropia competition. And now for some Wonderful Awards! Welcome …
There’s no place like Happy Hour
There’s no place like Happy Hour, there’s no place like Happy Hour. You awaken back in your computer room, a little bit …
The Wonderful Wizard of Neuropia!
Congratulations, you managed to vanquish the Wicked Witch and her team of flying monkeys, and you now stand before the Wizard of …
New Scouts and Scythes Training on 5/29
We’ll be hosting two training sessions for our new Scouts and Scythes tomorrow, following our Wizard of Neuropia awards and promotions ceremonies …